Nov 30, 2023
Watch Fox Hosts Panic Over Holiday-Themed Slasher Films
"It's A Wonderful Knife" has Fox News reigniting their war on Christmas claims.
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And now even Christmas is being profaned.
If you've been to the movies lately,
I made the mistake
of going over the weekend.
There are two holiday slashers
on the big screen Thanksgiving,
about a maniac carving up people during
Thanksgiving, and it's a Wonderful Knife,
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a slasher spin on the Capra classic.
Yeah, well, but this is an emblem
of our cultural decay.
When you can't even make uplifting
or joyous movies around the holidays,
you have to extend killing,
mutilation, maiming and death.
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It's a crisis. It is an American crisis.
Extra, extra. Read all about it.
Slasher films during the holidays.
Our society has decayed.
Fox news, of course,
has zeroed in on the latest target to
claim that there is a war on the holidays.
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War on Christmas.
This is their annual special.
They have been doing this annually
for many, many years
and it is quite a sight to see.
I'm honestly impressed that they managed
to revitalize this story.
Bring it back from the dead every year.
- Now with that said.
- Ironically, it's a zombie.
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Movie.
Totally. Now I want to.
I always want to show you
guys the evidence
so you know what I'm talking about.
So without further ado,
here's what I'm talking about.
Well, the war on Christmas is not real.
They tell you that all the time.
It's totally fake.
And if you believe in it, you're dumb.
I think majority of people,
parents especially, they can acknowledge
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that gay Nutcracker and
black disabled Santa has gone way too far.
Is this sexualizing Christmas
for children?
Isn't it amazing that the attack,
the assault, it's just unbridled and
seemingly unprecedented against Christmas?
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We've won the first battle
in the war on Christmas.
Today, the tiny town of Dedham,
Massachusetts,
decided that their library will, in fact
put up their annual Christmas tree.
If it has to do.
With at the root of it,
it has to do with two things abortion
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and and the gay rights agenda.
You know.
Today we're talking a lot
about sexual harassment.
Well, cases like this are examples
of spiritual harassment.
And look, this is a part of the larger,
not just war on Christmas
but the war against Christianity.
Okay.
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So, you know, Bill O'Reilly started
this nonsense with the war on Christmas
a million years ago.
And he be now people are going around
saying Happy Holidays
instead of Merry Christmas,
I'm going to be the cop that stops it.
We're going to go back
to saying Merry Christmas.
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You understand that?
You Jews and Muslims and atheists.
Okay, he didn't say that last part,
but he meant it.
What's wrong with Happy Holidays?
And then they went on a kick for a while.
But like Starbucks is putting
on like holiday stuff,
but they're not putting on Santa.
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And then Megan Kelly said,
Santa needs to be white.
And I mean, this has been going on.
This is, as Anna pointed out,
a Christmas tradition.
And you see that Fox News there.
You want another one?
I said Christmas tradition
instead of holiday tradition.
Okay. We don't care.
We love Christmas. Okay.
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Snap out of it.
But in this case I'm
a little mixed on this one.
Drums.
What what okay. Hold on.
So are they right that the, you know,
they've taken the heartwarming movies
out of the holidays?
That's not remotely true.
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Just go on Netflix,
Disney Plus, you name it.
It's filled to the rim
with heartwarming holiday movies.
Why?
Because they found out that more
people watch streaming services
between Thanksgiving and Christmas
than any other time of the year, so every
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streaming service is packed in tons of,
like, sugary, saccharine candy cane.
Heartwarming holiday movies.
So they're totally full of crap.
There's never been more heartwarming
holiday movies than there are today,
but I hate those thrillers.
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I mean, those slashers.
And like,
they take everything and ruin it.
And and to me, as a as a parent,
like, people are overly obsessed with,
oh my God, don't let the kids
see naked humans ever, right?
Oh my God. Oh it's oppressed okay.
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- They've seen breasts, they're.
- Going to survive.
They're going to be okay.
But in terms of the billboards advertising
all the slasher movies, I can't stand it.
The kids look at it and it's like eyeballs
are gouged out and somebody's like
stabbing them in the nostril or whatever.
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- I know.
- But just don't show your kids.
And it does not.
It's not an indication of a war
on the holidays or Christmas,
like you just don't like the movie.
- So just say you don't like the movie.
- Correct?
Okay, great.
Speaking of which,
Sean Hannity is actually produced a film
of sorts called Jingle Smells.
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No, wait. Does it is it called.
I think it is. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
That's what it's called.
- I know, I know, okay.
- I'm like, wait, did I get that wrong?
No, no. But like.
- It's that absurd.
- Isn't that.
Is this a war on Christmas?
Yeah. I mean, Jingle Bells is wholesome.
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- Jingle smells.
- I can't believe he's doing this.
- It sounds very unfamily friendly.
- I'm deeply offended.
I really am.
Okay, so let's let's get to this.
So apparently, to celebrate Thanksgiving,
I don't know if it's to celebrate it
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or what, but he comes out with this film.
It's not going to really air
anywhere other than Rumble.
And the point is to make a like it's
a commentary on cancel culture.
And so the day before Thanksgiving,
Sean Hannity, who's the executive producer
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of the festive comedy film Jingle Smells,
posted it exclusively
on Rumble Surprise Drop.
Holiday film Jingle Smells featuring Sean
Hannity, out now exclusively on Rumble.
So that's the headline,
and let's take a look at the video.
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Merry Christmas America
Hollywood has canceled Mason's Stone.
Stone will be digitally replaced by.
We will no longer be manufacturing
Mason Stone characters.
- Get them all.
- Out of here by Christmas Eve.
You got to be kidding me. How'd you get it?
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- Oh. Fell off the truck.
- There was a truck involved.
The mysterious gift giver
has struck again.
You get busted with those toys,
you're done.
And you made me an accessory.
Well, you know what they say.
Some accessories are required.
- Am I smiling?
- No. Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Jingle all the way.
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I think Jesus is super offended by this.
Okay, people don't even say
Merry Christmas to each other anymore.
And I think it's Sean Hannity's fault.
And they don't even say
Jingle Bells anymore.
They just say Jingle Bells
and they leave ruined Christmas for us.
- That looks like the worst movie ever made.
- What are you talking about?
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No, it looks really good.
I think it's going to win
an Academy Award.
So here's the plot.
The film features war vet Nick Guttman,
who is forced to take a job
with his dad's quirky, garbagemen buddies
who are hired to conduct
a wild, secret mission destroying
perfectly good toys by Christmas Eve.
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The popular toys were pulled
from the shelf after the film star.
They are based on
is canceled for his patriotic views.
Instead of destroying them,
Nick takes on the secret identity.
Jingle smells
and becomes a Robin Hood of the holidays.
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Oh wow.
So they made action figures
of Mehdi Hasan.
Can you imagine? That would be amazing.
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