May 8, 2026
Trump War Lies CRUMBLE Over Iran Ship Attacks As Details Revealed
Donald Trump's attempt to cover up chaos surrounding his ceasefire plans crumbles as more details over ship and oil tanker attacks for both the US and Iran are revealed. Yasmin Kahn and Brett Erlich break it down on The Damage Report. Leave a comment with your thoughts below!
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Trump has officially spent way too much time
with Nicki Minaj. And how do I know that he's
saying that Iran is trifling as he tries to
speak his blown ceasefire back into existence?
So let's take a look at that. After these strikes,
is the ceasefire with Iran still on? Yeah,
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it is. They trifled with us today. We blew
them away. They trifled. I call that a trifle.
I'll let you know when there's no ceasefire.
You won't have to know. If there's no ceasefire,
you're not gonna have to know. You're gonna
have to look at one big glow coming out of
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Iran. And they better sign their agreement
fast. Yes, could you give us an update on
what is the latest in the talks? The talks are
going very well, but they have to understand
if it doesn't get signed, they're gonna have
a lot of pain. So what he said is that the
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ceasefire is still on unless he bombs Iran into
one big glow. And that's what we will all see.
I guess maybe we'd be able to see the glow
all the way from here in the United States,
but According to him, the talks are going very
well, except of course for the big trifle,
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which just makes me think of Rachel from Friends
when she tried to make that trifle. But before
we get to the state of the peace deal, the so-called
peace deal that Iran has been considering,
here are the details on what happened in Hormuz
yesterday. So the US Central Command said in
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a statement that Iranian missiles, drones, and
small boats had attacked three American destroyers
in the strait. But that US forces had eliminated
inbound threats. And that statement goes on
to say that we retaliated by launching strikes
on Iran's military assets. And part of the
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issue is that Iran is saying those strikes were
their own retaliation for previous US actions.
So it all is very confusing. So eh The Iranian
military accused the United States of violating
the ceasefire a day earlier by firing on an
Iranian oil tanker that was heading toward
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the Strait of Hormuz. It said it had retaliated
by attacking US military vessels in the region.
So maybe they won't need to retaliate for our
bombing and we can return to the ceasefire
or maybe they won't, especially since just this
morning, here's this headline from CNBC. says,
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US says it struck two Iran flagged oil tankers
trying to skirt the blockade. So now returning
to that peace deal. So I'm not going to make
you listen to him again, because we already
did that once. We already kicked off the show
with that guy. But in a follow up to the clip
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that you did just see at the start, he was
asked how close to a peace deal uh is to being
signed. And what he responded was he said it
could happen any day. It might not happen.
I believe they want the deal more than I do.
Yeah, everyone believes they want the deal
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more than you do. What they want also is to
just open the straight, get the straight open
and talk about nuclear later. And Trump's like,
I'll think about it. But he's been thinking
for a while. So after days now of consideration,
Iran has offered this response to the proposed
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deal. They said the key stumbling block to an
initial agreement. is what to do about Iran's
nuclear enrichment program and its stockpile
of highly enriched uranium, the Iranian said.
And Trump spoke on the nuclear aspect of this
deal specifically yesterday. And he said that
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Iran is the one that is flip-flopping on whether
to agree or not. So he said, it's an offer
that basically said they will not have nuclear
weapons. They're going to hand us the nuclear
dust and many other things that we want. And
when asked whether they agreed to that, he
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said yes, but added when they agree, it doesn't
mean much because the next day they forget.
That is ironic. The next day they forget that's
what he is saying. Dementia Don is saying
about the Iran peace deal. Brett, what are
your thoughts on all this back and forth? It's
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very confusing. Yeah, so Trump, basically,
we are trying to get back to where we were
in American Iranian relationship. before he
scrapped the Obama deal. That's basically
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all I can read there. But unfortunately, he
thought he could get what he wanted and it
would be easy because he has people in his ear
that are not very good at this. The only thing
they're good at is convincing him he's good
and strong and awesome at fighting war. But
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what they're trying to tell us is that the
ceasefire is on, the war is over. And he is
winning. But none of those things are true,
right? In the last 48, in the last 36 hours,
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there has been attacks on both American and
Iranian assets. Trump had this whole thing
called Project Freedom where he was like, okay,
we're going to call Iran's bluff. We're going
to escort people and show people a map so they
can get through the Strait of Hormuz despite
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Iran saying no, we blockade. And that failed
immediately and they had to turn around and
it was so hilarious. As much as Trump wants
to say that they're trifling with us and we're
showing them, look at this video that Iran put
out. They took Trump and put him in the Austin
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Powers clip where he's trying to turn around
and get out of that narrow hallway in a Tesla
by the way. But the fact is that he has gotten
himself and this is so so amazing that they
have this cutting edge 1990s reference technology.
But it's so perfect that we've gotten ourselves
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into the position that we can't get ourselves
out of. And it's really awkward. Trump knows
that there is a limit to how long you can have
war before you need congressional approval,
which he knows he's not gonna get, or which
many people don't wanna even go to a vote to
allow him to have. And so they're literally
just changing the names of the war, declaring
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ceasefires that are provably not happening.
so that he can skirt a lot of this on a technicality.
But dude, this is not some backyard basketball
game where you can just be like, all right,
I wasn't even trying, I'm over. This is the
straight of horror moves where 20 % of the
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oil in America is shipped. And it's costing,
in the meantime, billions of dollars in Americans
spending on gas and that's just for now before
it hits the fan. And he's trying to get out
and worse like what he's trying to is reestablish
is like Iran has no enriched and does not enrich
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uranium on their soil. We need to monitor that
and there needs to be free transit through
the Strait of Hormuz which is something that
used to exist until he blew the thing up, pun
intended. Yeah, and it's so funny because now
they're even saying outright, say what we want
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is for Iran to go back to how it was before
Trump started doing all this stuff. And it's
like you could have just done less, he could
have just not done any of this. And we would
have been right where we started. And hopefully,
I mean, I guess he's hoping that he's going
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to get some kind of negotiating power, some
kind of leverage out of all of this. But it's
not looking like any of that is happening right
now. If anything is happening, we are seeing
more countries look for more renewable energy
sources because they're like we can't be so
beholden to what's going on in the street anymore.
And we're also seeing uh different countries
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who are taking up the mantle that we once left.
They're stepping in and providing oil and gas
to other nations as they need it. And so we're
actually we're losing political power around
the world because of what Trump has done in
the Strait of Hormuz. And part of it is just
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that he wanted control of the street, but it's
like what you said, he can't just pretend that,
uh didn't even want it that bad. You did so
much, you spent all of our money, you ran
through all of our stockpiles just over something
that you didn't really care about that much.
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Get out of here then, what are you doing?
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