Oct 18, 2024
Comedian Jokes About Access Hollywood Tape RIGHT In Front Of Trump
Comedian Jim Gaffigan made a joke about "grabbing kitties" at the Al Smith dinner, right in front of former President Donald and First Lady Melania Trump
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You know, during the first and only
debate, President Trump talked about
migrants taking cats and eating them.
You know, if you're keeping track at home,
this is the second time grabbing a kitty
has been part of a campaign issue.
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You know.
- We talked about leaving that out.
- I was going to leave that out.
I'm glad he left it in.
Anyway, that was Jim Gaffigan, who I'm
a big fan of at the Al Smith dinner.
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This is an annual Catholic charity event
that, when there's a presidential election
coming up, is like a big stopping point.
It's one of the last big events
like it before the election, and generally
both of the candidates are there.
In this case, that was not the case.
Only Donald Trump was there.
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And I know that because
while that clip was playing, many of you
were probably watching Jim Gaffigan.
I was watching Donald Trump and Melania
Trump for their reaction to that.
And I will give Donald Trump
a little bit of credit.
He smiled.
He didn't do what he did at the white
House Correspondents Dinner with Obama,
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where he was like, all frowny and mad.
He was smiling a lot.
Melania wasn't at all I noticed,
but Donald Trump was playing ball
and we're going to have
a little bit more of that, actually.
Now, to be fair, Jim Gaffigan also
did do some roasting of Democrats.
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He said President Biden
couldn't be here tonight.
The DNC made sure of that,
which is a good line.
And also like, they should have been more
clear much more early about Joe Biden.
But we want to balance the scales here.
And so let's get to Donald Trump,
where he actually engaged
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in a bit of rare self-deprecating humor.
These days, it's, really a pleasure
anywhere in New York
without a subpoena for my appearance.
Anytime I don't get a subpoena,
I'm very happy they've gone after me.
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Mr. Mayor, your peanuts compared
to what they've done to me.
But I know this isn't
my normal crowd tonight.
Because it just isn't.
It's not my normal crowd.
Believe me.
My normal crowd is younger,
has a lot more energy.
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But you have certain advantages, too.
Like cash. Lots of cash.
- Fine, I guess.
- Not a joke.
The New York one was kind of funny.
I mean, like, you know,
it immediately made me remember that we
were denied justice on virtually all
of those cases because of corrupt judges.
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So there was, you know,
the joke was funny.
The aftermath was a little bit sad.
But Donald Trump almost never does
any self-deprecating humor.
So I guess that's good, you know?
And so consider that as you consider
the likelihood that he would take America
down a really dark path if the dark day
came where he became president once again.
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But Francesca,
you are a stand up comedian.
What do you think so far?
Yeah.
The first the subpoena joke was good.
Got a laugh. The rest of it weren't jokes.
I'm pretty sure
that's not scripted like this.
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Peanuts. What they did to you, Eric Adams.
Anyway, let's go to Insta bowl together.
Like, that's not really a joke.
And then the last one where he
was just like, what did he say?
I'm blanking because I don't care.
But the point is, no,
they weren't they weren't actually jokes.
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He's just calling it like it is.
You guys have more money.
I mean, again,
if it were this is a Catholic crowd.
If it were a Jewish crowd,
which he has done,
he's like, you guys have a lot of money.
You're good with money, aren't you?
A wink wink?
He's just being honest.
He's like, I don't really like my audience
because I've been trying to milk them
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for every piece of merch I can hawk,
and a lot of them are tapped out, so they
they sunk too much into Truth Social.
But, Yeah, I guess it's progress. John.
He hasn't appeared at the white House
Press Correspondents Dinner
when he was president.
So, We'll see.
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And yet, supposedly, he's always joking.
Mass deportations.
He's just joking. Totally.
Really fast.
By the way, that would have been a good
joke if he had then, like, pulled out,
like, full gold rosaries and been like.
And by the way, for $100,000. Yes.
See, that would have been good.
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- What do you think?
- So I'm with Francesca.
It wasn't that great.
I think some of the other stuff we'll
get into, maybe I have a different stance,
but he's doing
kind of just observational comedy,
but without the comedy for the
second part, it's like just talking about
what he sees in front of him.
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You're old, you're rich. He liked that.
I mean, there was no punchline on that.
I think the subpoena line was good.
It was surprising
to see him joke about it.
But I think the point of all
of this is it's it's a roast.
And I think Gaffigan's joke was great.
And I was also with you, Jon,
watching Trump and Melania and what you'll
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see in some of the other clips.
If you go and watch some
of the other Gaffigan burns on Trump,
he's sitting there grinning,
and Melania looks kind of dour.
But I don't think Trump is enjoying
the jokes so much as he just likes hearing
somebody talk about him every time.
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Like, if you watch the clips
as Gaffigan is setting it up.
Oh, it's coming back to Trump.
And he mentions Trump.
He like, lights up.
He like shifts in his posture.
Go, go watch some of those clips.
You'll see it.
He just likes that Gaffigan
is talking about him.
Yeah. Well, yeah.
And John, you're right about the biggest
joke is on the American people because,
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yes, none of the cases have been resolved.
None of them not even
falsifying business records.
None of it. The Juan Merchan all that.
None of it's been resolved.
Everyone wants to wait because they
don't want to put their thumb on the scale
should he become president.
Yeah.
Somehow we're here, people.
Somehow we're here 100%.
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Well, he is going to speak some more.
We'll have some more of him.
Harris was not there,
but she did send in a video.
Here is a bit of that.
The Al Smith dinner provides a rare
opportunity to set aside partizanship.
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Cool.
Sorry. Sorry.
Hey, what's going on? Who was that?
- Oh, sorry.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Very nice to meet you, Mary Katherine.
Right now, I'm trying to record
my speech for tonight's dinner.
- Oh, yeah, I know.
- I just want to say that I'm a Catholic.
And tonight is one of the biggest dinners
next to the Last Supper.
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It is a very important dinner,
and it's an important tradition
that I'm so proud to be a part of.
Sometimes when I get nervous,
I stick my fingers under my arms
and I smell them like that.
- But that's gross.
- So tell me something.
I'm giving a speech.
Do you have some thoughts
about what I might say tonight?
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My feelings about what you should
say tonight would be best expressed
in a monologue from one
of my favorite made for TV series.
Okay, let's hear it.
Don't you see, man?
We need a woman to represent us.
A woman brings more heart, more compassion
and think how smart she must be
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to become a top contender
in a field dominated by men.
It's time for a woman, bro.
So obviously it was a prerecorded skit
that they sent in.
I thought Harris's acting was
was perfectly fine.
I like Molly Shannon.
I'm not a big fan
of that particular character overall.
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Look, there is more to it.
I think it was maybe a missed opportunity.
Like, I know you have to send in something
if you're not going to be there.
She was off campaigning.
And as we're going to get into in just one
second, Trump was making as big of a deal
out of that as he possibly could.
But for me, it just wasn't quite as good
as lines delivered in the hall.
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But that said, before we comment,
let's get to Donald Trump,
pointing out how utterly disrespectful
it is that she's not there.
My opponent feels like she does not have
to be here, which is deeply disrespectful
to the event and in particular
to our great Catholic community.
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Very disrespectful.
I understand the real reason that she's
not here is she's hunting with her running
mate, spending a lot of time hunting.
In any event,
it's a weird, weird, weird weird.
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You know the word weird.
They call me weird. They call JD weird.
We're very solid people.
This guy is calling us weird.
But this was weird
that the Democrat candidate is not here.
And with us tonight.
Catholics, you got to vote for me.
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Just remember, you better remember
I'm here and she's not.
I could have done that, too.
But you do something that's incredible.
That Catholic church.
You're helping the poor, educating
children and supporting the vulnerable.
But if you really wanted Vice President
Harris to accept your invitation,
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I guess you should have told her
the funds were going to bail out
the looters and rioters in Minneapolis,
and she would have been here guaranteed.
She would have been here,
but I don't think Kamala has given up yet.
She hasn't.
Instead of attending tonight,
she's in Michigan receiving communion
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from Gretchen Whitmer.
That's not a pretty sight.
Yeah. So that was something.
I guess it got a little bit weird
in the middle.
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I think he should probably just
read the lines that people gave him.
Not all of them necessarily.
One of them, I think,
was just written by Stephen Miller.
But anyway, he.
Look, he wants to get some sort
of advantage out of the fact
that he's there and she's not.
And so he's pointing out
that it's weird that she's not there.
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Bear in mind,
he has canceled virtually every interview
he's had over the last few days.
But anyway, it's just that he can't do it
in a subtle way or in a funny way.
He is being utterly explicit to them.
I'm here, so you'll vote for me.
She's not. Don't vote for her.
Oh, God. Can I get out of here?
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Someone play Ave Maria like he's just
being so obvious about the whole thing.
So anyway, Jordan thoughts?
I mean, I don't have as negative of a view
of this as you do, apparently, just
by watching your reaction to these clips.
I thought it was fine, and I think it was
a misstep for her not to go, like people
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are going to see, like people aren't going
to buy, oh, I'm out campaigning.
Well, yes, Trump is backing
out of everything,
but you're running for president.
You've got all the resources
at your disposal.
You could make it if you wanted to.
I think it's probably because they
were worried she would come off clunky
or be a weird dynamic.
But it is. It's fun.
[00:10:21]
It's one of those things.
I'm not saying it's inherently important,
but it's one of those things just that you
do like going to the Iowa steak fry
or going to like different, you know,
festivals or fairs around the country.
During the primaries,
you go eat your meat on a stick.
It's just something that you do.
It's weird.
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It's one of those weird traditions
in American politics
and in presidential elections.
Go. The video I'm with you.
I'm not a huge fan of the character,
although I do like Molly Shannon?
Wasn't that good? It wasn't that good.
It was just. It was good.
[00:10:52]
And then. But no, she told no jokes.
She told no jokes.
It's a roast. She did zero roasting.
And then she went with the.
I'm gonna rise above it.
We need to heal the country.
- It's a roast.
- There's more to the video, but.
But there wasn't anything in there.
Yeah, I agree, I love Molly Shannon.
I've never really liked the character.
[00:11:08]
I don't see why it needed
to be rolled out here.
But you want to defend.
You're the comedian. You're the expert.
- What do you think?
- Yeah.
No. That is Molly Shannon's
best character.
I love Mary Katherine Gallagher.
You just don't get her
because she's weird.
The only problem with that
is that she's, like, 20 years too late.
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You know, she's quite an older character,
but it is funny.
And especially it's a little bit
of clowning on the church
because Mary Katherine Gallagher
this like, you know, clearly, you know,
like out of pocket Aspergers,
like grown woman
with like way too short of a skirt does
not make the Catholic Church look good.
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Like it's a little bit of a roast
to the Catholic Church too.
And I just want to push back.
I don't agree with Jordan.
I think that it would look incredibly
bizarre to be joshing around with Donald
Trump and, you know, taking shots at him.
And ha ha in this sort of like in under
the auspices of we're all just elitists
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raising money here in New York,
a state that I'm definitely going to win.
I mean, likely like it
just it doesn't make sense.
It's not a smart move.
It'll make it look to like just
two elites just palling around.
However, it would have gotten
under his skin had she actually thrown
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some real jokes in there.
Just like I'm assuming
he bleated about her.
She was able to roast him
on the campaign trail when she was heckled
by some Trump voters and was like,
oh, you're at the wrong rally.
You want the smaller one down the street?
No, he didn't even have to be there.
I think the whole thing was funny.
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I liked the angle of Mary Catherine.
Yeah, maybe if they could
have sent like, Obama.
You know, nobody is better
at roasting Donald Trump than Obama.
I think that could have been good.
But yeah.
I want to move on to I just want to
briefly mention, maybe we feel differently
about Trump's delivery.
[00:12:52]
Like, I just think the weird thing
about they call him.
They call me weird. They call JD Vance.
No. We're solid.
No, you guys are freaking weird.
Especially JD Vance.
Like, you're super, super weird.
But anyway, he had some other jokes.
He said, we have someone in the white
House who can barely talk, barely put
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together two coherent sentences, who seems
to have mental faculties of a child.
It's a person that has nothing going on,
no intelligence whatsoever.
But enough about Kamala Harris.
Oh, get it?
Because like you think he's talking
about Joe Biden, who's a much older man.
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But no, he's asserting that the very
intelligent woman of color is low IQ. You
know how he calls all black women low IQ?
- Ha ha ha ha ha.
- It's funny.
That's called a misdirection.
I just don't think
you get the misdirection.
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But the misdirection still.
Still make logical sense
because the only reason he told this joke
here is because he keeps look,
he wanted to run against Joe Biden.
He wanted to run against somebody he could
say is losing their mind is low energy,
and he doesn't have that.
She's going she's doing
more events than him.
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She's far more intelligent than him,
but he just conjures up a world
that he prefers in which, yeah, no,
everybody agrees she's stupid.
No, that's just it doesn't make any sense.
But anyway, I. Mean,
the cat's out of the bag this week.
Just really quickly.
The cat's out of the bag this week
on who, like, who has, like,
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bigger cojones or ovaries, if you will.
Kamala Harris was on Fox News and she
did a great job, you know what I mean?
Like, she went right into the lion's den.
He can't even do a 60 minutes interview
because he's afraid of reality.
Like, like 60 minutes.
All the big old left wing, 60 minutes.
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No, man.
He's like, he wants to do bro podcasts.
So I mean, she's already
she's proven herself this week
above and beyond 100% like.
And she did well enough
that he ran to Rupert Murdoch
to tell him to not let her on anymore.
But anyway, there was one other joke.
So Trump said, he's referring
to an extramarital affair that Harris's
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husband had had during his first marriage.
Said the only piece of advice
I would have for her in the event that she
wins is not to let her husband, Doug,
anywhere near the nannies.
After many in the room groaned,
he added, that's a nasty one.
I told these idiots
that gave me this stuff.
That's too tough.
I love how he just constantly insults
the people who work for him.
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Like constantly teleprompter operators,
lighting, whatever.
Look, that's I guess kind of funny.
Again, he's been accused
of assaulting so many people
that have come into Mar-A-Lago.
He's had many affairs.
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He's lost court cases to the tune
of hundreds of millions of dollars over
the course of his affairs and assaults.
So I'm not saying that it's not
on some level funny, I guess,
but you're kind of the worst
possible person to make this joke.
- Any final thoughts?
- Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not as upset about some of them.
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- It's I'm.
- Not upset.
- I'm just.
- Critiquing.
- I just not.
- Funny.
I mean, I think I think some of them are.
I think if you want to.
The subpoenas one, I will give you
that the subpoenas one was solid.
That's it.
I think there were many more that weren't
included that were like decent.
Obviously he didn't write them
and he was reading jokes prepared for him.
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And if you want to go in there
with like an open mind, it's a roast.
I mean, Gaffigan didn't
really pull any punches.
I think his whole bit was great.
Like, his whole segment was great.
Trump did some good, some bad.
I just wish Harris would have.
Just like the campaign
would have lightened up
like every presidential candidate does it.
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All of them do it for her not to go
and then to put out the video
would be like, we need to restore,
you know, they do this work.
We're restoring the soul
of the country type stuff.
It's like, that's not fun.
This is a moment of levity
and I don't think people would see it.
It is like an elitist thing.
I don't think that would
really sway people's minds.
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Either way.
There are plenty of other things
that portray them as elitists
and out of touch that aren't this event.
They all do it. Biden did it.
Obama did it. Clinton did it.
It's just it's just everyone needs to just
it's one of those things that the
Correspondents Dinner, it just happens.
You go, it's a roast.
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It's fun.
It's for some philanthropic effort
that's ultimately meaningless.
Yeah.
I would have preferred that. She went.
I definitely think that.
I mean, I didn't like the video
as much as Francesca,
so I would have preferred that.
But I would say, you know, like of the
norms, like Trump is like pointing out,
like everybody goes, why won't she go?
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Like he all of a sudden respects norms,
release her medical records,
you doddering old idiot.
Like that's a norm.
Maybe put your your your stuff
in a blind trust.
Maybe. Maybe do that.
Maybe stop committing crimes
in plain sight constantly.
There are some other norms
that maybe we should respect.
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But anyway, I will also say
I thought the Eric Adams thing, it wasn't
really a joke, but I did like that.
He just like, basically pointed at
Eric Adams and reminded everyone that he's
under, like serious investigation.
That's funny in a meta way.
I'll give him credit for that.
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It wasn't.
They didn't have a punchline, but Eric
Adams probably wished he wasn't there.
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