A gentleman in Spain has taken the whole dining and ditching crime to dramatic new heights, and he's gotten caught. Now, this man has decided to approach the crime in a novel way, [00:00:15] and I respect it, I really do. It's just that you gotta diversify the areas in which you try this out. Now, the man, whose name is not publicly known, got two whiskeys and seafood paella at a restaurant in Spain. [00:00:31] >> Speaker 1: Sounds good. >> Or rather than pay the bill, which came out to just shy of $37, okay, he tried to flee. Now, how did he do this? Well, the restaurant workers caught on to the fact that he was trying to avoid paying the bill, and so the staff confronted the thief, and [00:00:49] this is where things get good. So, [LAUGH] the man claimed he was going to his hotel room to get cash, but restaurant staff refused to let him leave without paying, the manager said. Now, the man then dramatically threw himself to the ground, [00:01:06] [LAUGH] and pretended to have a heart attack. In fact, let's pause right here. We did excellent investigative reporting for this story, we really wanted to deliver for you all, and we managed to find the surveillance footage of him engaging in this act, okay. [00:01:24] >> Interesting. >> Speaker 1: So here it is, let's take a look. >> [FOREIGN] [SOUND] [LAUGH]. [00:01:42] >> Sorry, that was the wrong video. Do you remember that? We covered that. >> I do. >> Years ago. >> Speaker 2: So I don't know why we always find, like, embarrassing Turkish videos in particular to show you guys. Also, the worst movie scene in world history was also from a Turkish movie that we showed and had a lot of fun with. [00:01:59] Anyways, if you do that, there's some chance that they think that you might be faking it [LAUGH] I happened to be faking it in a different context. He was getting embarrassed on a talk show, I understand the Turkish, so I know what happened. So he decided, I'm gonna leave in a way that they can't question me [00:02:15] anymore [LAUGH], that was fair, they stopped questioning him [LAUGH]. >> Speaker 1: I mean, for me it led to more questions, but anyway, that wasn't actually the surveillance. But we do have the [00:02:33] surveillance, here it is. [SOUND] [00:03:31] >> [LAUGH] The Formation, worst movie scene in world history. >> Speaker 1: No wrong, best movie scene [LAUGH] in Turkish history. >> Speaker 2: [LAUGH] Here comes my favorite part, when he's already shot, but he doesn't have blood yet, and then he brings it in with it. [00:03:48] But brothers, you put it in slow motion so we could all see him bringing in the blood with his hand. We all saw that he didn't, [LAUGH] but you kept it in the movie anyway. >> Speaker 2: My God. But you kept it in the movie anyway cuz they thought masterpiece. >> Speaker 1: I wanna know which acting school he went to. [00:04:03] >> Speaker 2: Well, a Turkish one [LAUGH] so well, well. No, you think it's going on too long, but by the time he gets to the third shot and he does it again, let alone the fifth one, you're hooked and you can't stop watching. >> Speaker 1: No, I love it. >> Speaker 2: You know that you're going [00:04:20] to get high and watch this later, okay [LAUGH]. >> Speaker 1: The thing I don't understand is, considering how talented of an actor he is, and how he's probably raking in the big dough. >> Speaker 2: For sure. >> Speaker 1: Why doesn't he just pay for his Paella? What's the problem? [LAUGH] >> Okay. >> I'm just kidding, okay. [00:04:36] >> Speaker 2: [INAUDIBLE] is not the guy [LAUGH]. >> Speaker 1: Definitely not the guy [LAUGH]. But when I think of someone faking a heart attack to avoid paying their dinner bill, I just think of these scenes that we showed you, right? How do you fake the heart attack? [00:04:51] I couldn't do that with a straight face. And by the way, the guy got caught, the staff didn't buy it, part of the reason why the authorities didn't buy it is because, he's already done this, like, 20 times. >> Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. >> Speaker 1: And they're like, come on, guy, you can't do this [LAUGH]. [00:05:07] >> Speaker 2: No, but look, there's an interesting case to be made for him. >> Really? >> So let's hash it out, okay, maybe with hash browns, and then we tend to have a heart attack. And of course, the rain check in Spain stays mainly in the plain. [00:05:22] So here what he does is, first he just tries to calmly leave the restaurant. This is his MO every time. And most of the time, he just gets away with that, cuz they don't know that he's gonna do that. He just walks out. >> Terrible. >> And gets away with it. Then if he gets caught, he goes with a heart attack routine, [00:05:40] which apparently worked a lot in the beginning, but they've caught on that this is his 20th heart attack in a row. So they're like, yeah, got a big guy, yeah, we're calling the police. But you go and have your heart attack right there, okay? And then the third layer is the interesting one, he goes to jail for [00:05:59] a couple of days when they finally catch him, right? So then he's like, so what? Apparently the authorities know he doesn't really care. >> My God. >> So he's like, so I'm gonna eat all this great food, he always orders, like- >> Lobster. [00:06:15] >> Top shelf whiskey. >> Speaker 1: He loves whiskey. >> Speaker 2: And he's like, if at the end of the day and the couple of times I don't get away with it, if I got to spend a couple of days in jail, it's a European jail, I'll be fine, okay [LAUGH]. [00:06:31] >> Speaker 1: Maybe we shouldn't reform our jails, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding everyone calm down, that was a joke. No, but, like, would you do it? >> Speaker 2: No, of course not. Look, I got better things to do with my life than to fake things for a paella, right? [LAUGH] And I'm not a Turkish actor, I'm a Turkish talk show, [LAUGH] okay? [00:06:49] Although on the air, sometimes it does feel like I'm going, [LAUGH] seriously. Look, I have two thoughts about this, one is, no, of course you don't do this, right? Because it's nine out of ten times it's not McDonald's with a giant [00:07:06] corporation, etc. It's like a local place where they're trying to get by, and you got these lovely restaurant owners in Spain putting together this thing out of love, etc. And I know I'm getting a little stereotypical here, and then you're ripping those guys off, don't do that. [00:07:22] Obviously, at some point, they should throw the book at him and go, brother, you're gonna stay longer than two days. >> Speaker 1: But also, this guy has no idea how good he has it in Spain. >> Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. >> So look, things might have changed a little bit since I visited Spain, I went there back in 2014. And one thing that stood out to me about that trip, is if you go to a restaurant, [00:07:40] you sit at the bar, even if you're not having a drink, you're sitting there with a friend who's having a drink, or you're having, like, glass of water. They just bring you, like, choice appetizers for free choice, okay. They don't mess around, okay. [00:07:55] No nuts. Although sometimes they do bring nuts, but they bring other stuff, too. >> Speaker 2: Are they warm? >> Speaker 1: Like, dude, Spanish anchovies. Have you had Spanish anchovies? >> Speaker 2: No, but now I wanna go to Spain just to have them, and then run out. [00:08:11] >> Speaker 1: But the Spanish do the anchovies right, okay? Anchovies in America too salty, too salty, too salty. Anchovies in Spain they marinate it in vinegar. >> But if the salt dry marinated in vinegar that sounds amazing. >> Speaker 1: It's so good I put it on that bread with that tomato sauce [LAUGH]. [00:08:30] They bring you the anchovies in Spain for free. >> Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. >> Speaker 1: This guy doesn't even know how good he has, he's looking to rob these restaurants. They're gonna give you food for free if you just behave. >> Right, you don't rob from little guys like this and small business owners that are already giving you delicious anchovies. [00:08:48] And if the Salt Dragon tells you that your dish is too salty, it might be too salty. All right, but last thing guys, there is a little bit of rooting for this guy, because he figured out a way to beat the system, right? >> Speaker 2: [LAUGH] Come on. >> And he pays a cost, he pays a cost. [00:09:05] He goes to the jail every once in a while, he looks like a jackass faking, a heart attack, etc. But there's a part of me that goes, go get him big guy, right? >> Speaker 1: I love his taste. Like, he's got good taste. He likes the paella. [00:09:20] He loves premium whiskey. >> Speaker 2: He found a way to beat the system, and so your heart goes out to a guy who found a way to beat the system. And because the system sucks, right? Except for the fact that it's Spain, and your system sucks a lot less than our system sucks. [00:09:36] >> Speaker 1: Yeah. >> Speaker 2: So if he was doing this mainly to giant corporations, if he was like the Olive Garden dine and dasher, okay [LAUGH], although I kinda like Olive Garden. >> Speaker 1: I know- >> Speaker 2: Then we have a little bit more sympathy. >> Speaker 1: But- >> By the way, [00:09:52] when you go to Olive Garden, when you're there, you're family. And you love to take from family, that's what we all do, right? >> Speaker 2: [LAUGH] You went that direction. >> Yeah. >> Speaker 2: I see you, okay? >> Speaker 1: We don't go to have dinner at a family member's home and expect to pay for it. >> Speaker 2: And it's not like just the Spanish at Olive Garden, they also give you free food. [00:10:07] I mean, yeah, you pay for the salad and the bread, but you could keep on eating the salad and the bread, it is unlimited. >> Or you can eat it is unlimited. By the way, they are not a sponsor of ours. >> Speaker 2: Go although Olive Garden call us [LAUGH]. Although I just said that maybe people should rob you [LAUGH] I'm kidding, [00:10:23] I'm kidding, don't rob anyone. Don't be a dine and dasher like Donald Trump. Remember when he goes into he went into a restaurant, a bar, and he's like, all right, drinks on me. And then he walked out and didn't pay, he's unbelievable. And then when they asked him, Donald Trump, why did you do that? [00:10:40] You said the drinks were on you, and you're theoretically a billionaire, and you ran out on him. He went [SOUND] [LAUGH] then they asked him again, and what? [SOUND]