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May 4, 2026

Trump PANICS With Melania Photo After Shirtless Post Goes Sideways

Donald Trump frantically posts photo of his wife Melania Trump after his creepy, AI generated image of him with three of his officials and a random woman in a bikini in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool sparks confusion over who he was thinking about. John Iadarola and Yasmin Kahn break it down on The Damage Report. Leave a comment with your thoughts below!
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Conservatives love AI, Trump loves it even more than most though. That said, what the hell is this? Donald Trump posted this of him on a gold like floaty chair, even though nobody else in the image has a floaty chair, he's so selfish. He's floating in the reflecting [00:00:18] pool with JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Doug Burgum, for some reason, Pete Hexeth did not make the meme. Donald Trump has swapped his body out for the body that Steve Rogers had at the beginning of Captain America, so I don't exactly understand that. And then there's the lady. [00:00:36] That is not, so far as anyone can tell, a member of the cabinet, an aide, any real woman. Now he posted this at 1103 PM on Friday, so Maybe he's doing some AI generation of images and [00:00:53] the idea of a buxom woman in a bikini is just in his mind. But then he posted it on Truth Social. And that is very strange. An AI generated woman randomly added in a bikini, I don't [00:01:08] necessarily understand it. But I do suspect that he was horny posting. And you know why I suspect that? Because the literal next thing he posted on Truth Social, was this, as if he posted the woman in the bikini and I was like, Melania might not like that. Let me post [00:01:25] an image of her lovingly looking at me or whatever. There's no caption. It's just an image of the woman he uh just remembered he's married to smiling at the camera. Notably, she's not the woman in the bikini. Why not just put Melania in the image, you horny dork? But anyway, [00:01:46] look, the context of this that he just wasted a bunch of taxpayer money painting the reflecting pool for $2 million. I have no idea why he has to ruin everything. But what is going on, Yaz? [00:02:01] Have Pete Hegseth, have Carolyn Leavitt, have, I don't know, are there any other women that haven't been fired in his administration? Why the random woman in the bikini? And can you imagine if Barack Obama did this? What do you think? First of all, you brought up the reflection [00:02:16] pool. How does it cost that much money to just paint the pool? How much are we paying these painters? I can't wrap my head around it. How expensive is this paint? I don't know. I do a lot of painting in my house. I know that the cost of paint has gone up from what it used to be. I still have my swatches on the back there. But $2 million to paint the pool, [00:02:37] it's unbelievable. But no, this picture is crazy, right? First of all, his body is weird and I don't like it. uh His weird gold. floaty chair, it has to be gold because he's very tacky. I think the most offensive part, apart from the woman just being there, is JD Vance [00:02:56] and his thumbs up that he's doing, right? JD Vance, John, is a millennial, we're both millennials, right? And JD Vance is one of us, and what a dork. Just-. And Donald Trump is also giving [00:03:11] a thumbs up. My husband will do this in pictures when he's being a dork. J.D. Vance, the fact that the AI was like, this seems fitting for him, let's give him one of these. That's the most offensive part of that picture, just ridiculous. Just the stupid timeline that we're in. And [00:03:26] the woman just like, don't know why they couldn't just pretend it was Melania. Make it Caroline, leave it, make her want, I don't know, somebody. It's so a woman. Make it Loomer or whatever, I'm sure they've played. Just a joke, I don't wanna get sued. Anyway, yeah, this is so stupid. [00:03:42] He also posted of his face in front of the Mount Rushmore. God damn thirsty for recognition. It's very sad, right? It should be embarrassing, but- million dollars. It took a week. Okay, they had to drain it, I assume. Could that cost a lot? I'm speculating that- Millions of dollars [00:04:02] though. Cuz he wanted to use Pharaoh and ball paint. You do pay more for the color, but- You do, you do, yeah. Yeah. uh I have on my wall, this is a ferro and ball color, but it's in Benjamin Moore paint. That's the hack, that's how you do it. That's how you do it. [00:04:18] um And finally, as was pointed out, I don't know who pointed out, the point of the reflecting pool is to reflect. When you paint over it, it's not the reflecting pool, it's just a blue pool now. It's like spray painting your grass green. It ain't as fancy as you think it is, [00:04:37] buddy.

The Damage Report: May 4, 2026

Hosts: John Iadarola   Guests: Yasmin Khan