Rudy Giuliani is in pretty rough shape when it comes to his health and it's probably Jimmy Kimmel's fault or at least that's what the right is teaching me. So Rudy Giuliani is 81 years old. He's in the hospital. The most recent update is that he apparently was admitted a couple [00:00:16] days ago for pneumonia. They think he's breathing on his own, which would be a signal of progress, but pneumonia is tough when you're 81 years old and just naturally. Well, that's one theory. The other theory is that he's been cursed by Jimmy Kimmel, who I guess has become something like the Grim Reaper. So Benny Johnson wrote, after making Trump assassination jokes, which [00:00:37] he didn't do. He just joked about the expectant widow Melania, she could have died in any number of different ways of that joke. Jimmy Kimmel joked about Rudy Giuliani last week saying he rose from the grave. It was just announced tonight that Rudy was hospitalized and is in critical condition. Why is Kimmel always joking about death? I don't know why is your movement [00:00:57] ruled by 85 year old men? It just sort of naturally goes with that. But why are you implying that there's a connection between those two things? Do you think that Jimmy Kimmel is psychic? Or do you think that Rudy Giuliani was watching Jimmy Kimmel and that just hit him right in [00:01:14] the lungs? I don't understand what is the connection there? I'm sure a lot of people joked about Rudy Giuliani in the last week. Anyway, so, uh Penny's fans, there's something there too. And he says, it's almost like Kimmel knows something is going to happen a day or two before [00:01:32] it does. m What's the, are you contemplating whether Jimmy Kimmel can tell the future? I don't think anyone can, but if somebody can, I'm pretty sure it's not Jimmy Kimmel. That [00:01:48] said, he's done pretty well for himself. Maybe he can tell the future, I don't know. Anyway, here is what Trump said and even he thought- appeared to think that there was some connection between the left being mean and Rudy Giuliani getting sick. He said, our fabulous Rudy Giuliani, a true warrior and the best mayor in the history of New York City by far, even more so than [00:02:08] that young hottie I love so much, has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. What a tragedy that he was treated so badly by the radical left lunatics Democrats are and he was right about everything. They cheated on the elections fabricated hundreds of stories, [00:02:24] did anything possible to destroy our nation and now look at Rudy so sad. Anyway, okay, so I don't know what the hundreds of stories they made up are. There was a big group of people that were pretty tough on Rudy Giuliani, okay? They're called judges and they weren't [00:02:42] buying his crap. Okay, the election wasn't stolen. Rudy Giuliani lied about that. And just in case, by the way, I come off as a bit callous or uncaring, and maybe as well, I don't know, she's a better person than me. I don't wanna speak for her. I just wanna remind you of [00:02:59] what I was reminded by producer Mike. It's a little name called Noel Dunphy. Because what Rudy Giuliani is alleged to have done to Noel Dunphy goes beyond, that is so. utterly horrible. That I think you earn a couple of jokes about this old wreck possibly having [00:03:20] some health troubles. That's all I'm saying. Yaz, what do you think? I've always maintained that look, I would like people like Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani to just go away. However that happens, I want them to go away so that they're not a problem to the rest of society, [00:03:39] that they're not a menace to the women in their lives. they're not stealing money from people, whatever it takes to just make them go away. I want them to go away and not be anyone's problem anymore. So many problems that we have in this world today would be solved if people [00:03:54] just did so much less than what they've chosen to do, right? If Donald Trump did less than what he does, no one would be worried about him. If he just lived a quiet life and just tried to be nice. then he would be so much more likeable. Instead, he just has to force [00:04:11] us to deal with him, which is a lot of work, right? And a lot of these people that we see, I guess you could say on both sides of the aisle, want so much attention from people for whatever reason. And then it's like if you just did less, it would be a lot easier to like you [00:04:26] and to love you the way that you so desperately want to be liked and loved. And so you see someone like Rudy Giuliani, it's reported that he's in the hospital, he's in critical condition. I guess he's breathing on his own now, so that seems to be an improvement from what was previously reported. uh And people just don't care, can't care, right? I cannot care about the health [00:04:46] of this person who has done so much damage, not just to individual people like Noel Dunphy, but to the greater United States and by extension to the world because he very much. Trump get elected to the point that he was engaging in election fraud, went to jail, like all these [00:05:03] things on behalf of Donald Trump who has turned out to be very terrible. Who we knew from before was already a terrible person. So we don't have to sympathize with these people. We don't have to even wish them well. We could just not think about them. And I think that's the best [00:05:18] that we can do apart from the other alternative, which I'm not going to do for my own karma. But if you want to, John, then. I'm not gonna fight you on that. That could mean a couple, I don't know what you're filling in that blank with because I'm, yeah, I'm not gonna do anything. [00:05:36] I assume you're talking about rhetorically. But anyway, yeah, no, I don't know what we're supposed to do. You get canceled if you just point out that monsters are monsters these days. Yeah. Rudy Giuliani, if Jimmy Kimmel is not a problem, right? I don't need to hear [00:05:52] about Jimmy Kimmel. Why are you talking about Jimmy Kimmel? Just because Jimmy Kimmel- somehow on the right is a more galvanizing figure than someone like Rudy Giuliani. Because people even on the right, don't think they actually care that much about Rudy. I don't think he just inspires people, at least not the way he used to in the 90s and the early 2000s. [00:06:09] So Jimmy Kimmel though, that's how you rile people up. That's how you get engagement on your content, Benny Johnson. And even the conspiracy surrounding him that he's a psychic now, that's kind cool. You know, like you're just, he just made him like even more impressive, like that's cool. And just never forget that all these people, Benny Johnson included, they believe in witchcraft [00:06:28] and wizardry, man. They're just weird people who talk about demons and all this stuff. I just, don't understand it. Anyway, yeah, and people are pointing out what Rudy did to Ruby Freeman and Shay as well. Yeah, he's a monster. They are monsters, okay? You don't need to expend one quantum of your empathy for these people.