Aug 7, 2025
Alan Dershowitz Goes SCORCHED EARTH After Being Denied Pierogi
Former Jeffrey Epstein lawyer Alan Dershowitz is still upset that he was denied pierogies from a vendor in a Martha’s Vineyard farmer's market.
- 17 minutes
This farmers market on Martha's Vineyard
refused to sell to him
because of his beliefs,
but he ended up getting the last laugh.
Do you really want to buy pierogi
from a guy who won't sell it
to somebody based on his politics?
I think that would be wrong.
You wouldn't buy from somebody you didn't
sell to a black people or gay people or
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transgender people or anything like that.
At that point, the police came.
Alan Dershowitz, they're attempting
to make Pierogi Gate a thing.
But it's just not going to happen, Alan.
Not this time.
Recap video posted by Alan Dershowitz
earlier this week to again make
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himself seem like the victim,
after pierogi vendor refused to sell
to him at a farmer's market last week.
Anna and super producer Kate covered the
story last week while you were out Jang.
But, I guess we'll get your initial
thoughts because there's so much more
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that we need to get into here.
And now I'm hungry for pierogies.
Yeah, so I really thought that Alan
Dershowitz, not being able to eat
the pierogi of his choice was one
of the larger issues in the country.
So I'm glad that it's risen back up,
in, in American politics.
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But seriously, the entitlement complex
that Dershowitz has
and how supporters of Israel
try to intimidate anyone and everyone
who dares criticize Israel is amazing.
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And in this next altercation that Alan
Dershowitz started with them again,
you're going to see him accused
several people of being anti-Semites.
You want to guess what religion they are?
All right, well, you'll see in a minute.
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Yeah. We'll give you a refresher.
The entire situation, as we said,
happened last week, after the owner
of the good pierogi food stall
refused to serve Dershowitz
because they disagreed with his politics.
And I walk across the. Area.
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And there was the pierogi place,
the pierogi place where you could get
the kind of things my grandmother made.
I had some time before my drink was ready,
so I went there and I said,
oh, can I, can I have six pierogi?
And he said, no.
I said, oh, you've run out of pierogi.
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Too bad.
No, no, no, we have plenty of pierogi.
I just won't sell them to you.
What do you mean
you won't sell them to me?
I won't sell them to you
because I don't approve of your politics.
I don't approve of who you've represented.
I don't approve of who you support.
The clear implication was that he
opposed me because I defended Donald Trump
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on the floor of the Senate.
I was a Zionist.
I noticed the week before I went there
and I was wearing my other shirt.
I wasn't wearing my farmers market shirt.
I was wearing proud American Zionist
shirt, proud American Zionist,
red, white and blue.
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And I, I recall that he looked at it
strangely, but I didn't talk to him.
In detail here from Dershowitz.
Two things to note.
First, the co-owner of the pierogi stand,
crem mashkevich goes by.
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They them, and they've corrected
Dershowitz multiple times of that fact.
Second, private businesses have the right
to refuse service to people unless it's
discriminatory under federal law.
Political affiliation is not a protected
class when it comes to discrimination.
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It is in some state and local
jurisdictions, but not Massachusetts.
So what's happened
since our initial reporting?
Well, we'll tell you, Dershowitz announced
on social media that he would return
to the market to demand that he be served.
In the days leading up to the latest
confrontation, Dershowitz had claimed
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that he was refused service because
of his identification as a Zionist,
calling the interaction discriminatory
against his Jewish religion.
He even circulated fliers
at the market on Saturday
claiming the vendors were anti-Semitic.
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He openly tried to switch it
from politics to religion
because that's a protected class.
But things came to a head yesterday
because, true to his word, Alan
Dershowitz tried to yet again, basically
demand miscovich sell him pierogies.
Didn't work.
This time he brought a gift,
signed copy of his book,
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which Miscovich and their wife refused.
They don't want the book.
Okay. And no pierogies.
Okay.
Sadly, I can't show you the video of the
confrontation, but here is what was said.
I'm here in an effort
to try to restore community
and to ask you to sell me pierogi.
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In the interest of keeping the island
together so we don't have to have two
pierogi stands, one for anti-zionists and
one for people who will sell to anybody.
So I'd ask you to please just sell me
any one of your products to show
that you're prepared to sell to anybody
and not allow your anti-Zionism
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to decide which people you'll sell to.
Miscavige tried fighting back,
but Dershowitz continued to call them
and others defending them
bigots and anti-Semites.
He also tried to use the fact that they
protested the Jewish Cultural Festival
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as proof of their anti-Semitism.
None of this work
and riled people up more.
My grandparents died in the Holocaust.
Don't you call me an anti-Semite,
protested one man, while another market
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goer said, My Jewish culture is a history
of resistance to genocide.
We are not anti-Semites.
We stand against oppression of all people.
Talia Weingarten,
one of the Jewish cultural festival
protest organizers, last year, also
clarified to Dershowitz that the protest
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was not anti-Semitic but was peaceful.
Peaceful stand
against oppression and genocide.
Dershowitz was eventually
escorted out of the farmers market.
Sad, angry, embarrassed and pierogi less.
Something
that's important to note as well.
Prior to the second confrontation,
Miscavige clarified a few things
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that Dershowitz missed.
Apparently, that probably
would have been helpful to him.
When Dershowitz came to our booth,
I experienced a surge of emotion.
As a chef, I love to share
what I cook with the public,
regardless of who they are.
In this case, what was in the forefront
of my mind was the fact
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that this was the high profile attorney
who represented several sexual predators
and abusers, including Jeffrey Epstein.
I have no desire to argue about
the legal system in the US or one's right
to a fair trial, but I personally know
too many sexual abuse survivors.
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Mr. Dershowitz consciously decided
to befriend and defend men who have been
accused of abusing and harming women.
Selling to Alan Dershowitz
was the equivalent to supporting
his decisions and statements.
And now, here's the kicker.
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I do not wish to argue
with Mr. Dershowitz about Israel.
I am Jewish.
Members of my immediate family
live in Israel.
I love Shabbat baking.
My friends call me Rabbi Creme
and I have personal relationships
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with both rabbis on island.
Prior to this incident, good pierogi
had never refused service to anybody.
It wasn't just Rabbi Creme.
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So many others.
And as we read the one comment, one
proclaiming I'm Jewish and I don't support
you, basically paraphrasing, do you
think people are tired of these gimmicks?
They're tired
and they're not even creative.
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They don't.
It's not even like people like Dershowitz
are trying very hard anymore.
They're still going with the same thing
they went with 20 years ago.
But circumstances and world events
have called him out.
Yeah.
So, defenders of Israel, like,
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have it automatic reflex.
Like, you know, if you hit the knee
in the, your foot goes up, like that, you
say like, oh, it rained in Israel today.
Anti-semite.
Wait, there was a random
small politician in the Knesset
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who was convicted of corruption.
Anti-semite.
Well, hold on, I'm not.
What do you mean, anti-Semite?
But they killed over 20,000 children.
Anti-semite, blood libel.
Anti-semite. Right.
So, like, you can't say
anything about Israel
without being called an anti-Semite.
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It's a one trick pony.
And to your point, that pony is dead
and they're beating a dead pony.
Okay, so in this video, I'm sorry
that we can't show it to you guys.
Sharon just explained it to you, but I
want I watched it and it was hilarious
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because he's like, you're an anti-Semite,
and that person's like, I'm Jewish.
He's like, you're an anti-Semite.
That person's like, I'm Jewish,
you're an anti-Semite, I'm Jewish.
Okay. Like it was.
And then one of the guys is like,
my grandparents were killed
in the Holocaust, as Sharon told you.
The other one was like,
they call me a rabbi.
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The other one is.
And my favorite, though,
was one of the people that was
at the booth and refusing to serve him.
She said, look, it's part
of Jewish culture to resist genocide.
I mean, I don't know that there's anything
more core to the Jewish culture, right?
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And I love that person.
That's she's totally right about that.
You're supposed to, first of all, you're
supposed to question people in authority.
You're supposed to question the rabbi.
That's part of what I love
about Jewish culture.
Right.
And so and and so certainly you're
supposed to challenge your own tribe,
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etc., and you're supposed to stand up
for the powerless,
and you're supposed to stand up for people
who are victims and being abused, etc..
So Alan Dershowitz
does the exact opposite.
He stands for the powerful
who are doing the abusing,
and he's done that his whole life.
So now, look, as a lawyer,
I get that somebody has to do it.
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But I want to tell you
a little bit about that.
And then I want to go back
to the what he's done with Israel.
So he didn't just he mentioned.
Oh, yeah, they probably didn't like
that I represented Trump.
You're leaving out a couple of people.
He also represented
Jeffrey Epstein and O.J.
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Simpson and Claus von Bulow,
let alone many others.
If you don't know, because Klaus von Bulow
is a little old school.
He killed his wife.
But don't worry, Dershowitz got him off.
He was convicted originally
and then won on appeal.
Okay.
O.j. Also got off Jeffrey Epstein.
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Well, you know how that ended. Okay.
So now. But you're a lawyer.
That. That's how our system works.
Somebody needs to defend them, right?
But in none of those cases.
Was Alan Dershowitz
a court appointed lawyer?
No, he jumped out of his seat.
I'll defend them.
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I want to be rich and famous.
Oh, you killed your wife.
Oh, give me me, me me, pick me, pick me.
Oh, you also killed your wife
and the random waiter.
Me me me.
Pick me, pick me, pick me, pay me,
pay me, put me on TV. Oh, Jeffrey Epstein,
you raped hundreds of young women.
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Pick me, pick me.
I'm Alan Dershowitz. I want to be famous.
Okay, so that's who he is, Donald Trump.
Same thing.
- Oh, no, I didn't get served up.
- Dude, there's. 61,000 dead Palestinians.
There's over 20,000
dead Palestinian children.
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They killed.
They starved 90 children to death
in just the last two weeks.
But you didn't get a pierogi,
and you want us to cry for you.
But that's the entitlement complex
of Israeli supporters.
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And I don't mean
Israeli supporters overall.
I mean, in this current regime,
the one conducting the genocide,
the one that is 50 times the terrorist
that the Hamas is having killed,
that many civilians,
having killed 500 times
the number of children that Hamas has.
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And, you know, Alan Dershowitz
might as well put on a cheerleader outfit,
get some pom poms, get his old shorts,
classic Alan Dershowitz shorts
back on the ones he had while getting
a therapeutic massage, at Epstein's.
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Alan, that you said it. You were there.
You got a massage. But he says it's okay.
I had my shorts on.
Did you also have
the cheerleader outfit on?
So he then goes and goes.
You see, the Palestinians being starved
to death are not the real victims.
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I am the real victim.
Put me back on TV. I want to be famous.
- I'll defend.
- Anyone.
You murdered your wife. You call Alan.
Dershowitz right away.
Don't get it. Publicly appointed lawyer.
Don't get any other lawyer.
I want all the fame. Okay.
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That's who this guy is.
So is it surprising after he's
defended murderers his whole life
and enthusiastically so that he would go
defend the murderers in the Israeli
cabinet and the Israeli government?
Like Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir and Smotrich,
one of some of the most evil men
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of our lifetimes.
No, that's what Alan Dershowitz does.
He bathes in evil.
Let me guess, Alan.
Anti-semite. No one cares anymore, okay?
You abuse that word so much that I'm
worried that when real antisemitism rises,
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people, nobody's going to believe it
because they're going to think, oh, yeah,
somebody didn't get a pierogi, right?
Oh, yeah.
Somebody was against the genocide.
So they got called an anti-Semite, right?
So when people like Alan Dershowitz
abuse that word so much,
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it makes people now, like there's
young people growing up saying, oh,
you haven't gotten called an anti-Semite.
Aren't you fighting the genocide?
Oh. You're not.
Oh, like maybe you're not
a good enough person.
Because everyone who gives fights
the genocide.
All the most moral people on earth
trying to end one of the worst genocides
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of our lifetimes.
All those wonderful human beings
have all gotten called anti-Semites
by people like Alan Dershowitz.
You're turning it into a badge of honor.
It's like sick what you're doing.
But my bad.
I forgot for a second
you're the real victim.
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Because that's twice you couldn't
get a pierogi on Martha's Vineyard.
And, guys, last thing.
Think about this, Sharon.
He's complaining about not being
able to get that particular pierogi
when he wants it, while children in Gaza
are starving to death.
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And he says anyone who doesn't,
who agree that Israel should murder
those children is an anti-Semite.
Anyone who doesn't sell him a pierogi
is an anti-Semite,
even if they're all Jewish.
Because this isn't about anti-Semitism.
This isn't about being Jewish.
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This is about protecting
a genocidal state,
because that's what Alan Dershowitz does.
- He defends murderers and gets off on it.
- I think you're right.
And I also think you're right about he's
bringing people into action,
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people who were perhaps just at the fair
and just at the market doing what they do,
and now they're speaking up.
The more he does this,
the more people say, you know what?
Now, I'm really going to say something
here where I was maybe even shamefully
sitting on the sidelines,
or I was saying things quietly in my home.
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Now more and more people are speaking up.
We should also tell you
we'll button it with this.
The Vineyard Gazette reports
that a record turnout for pierogies
after refusing Dershowitz.
So business can still be good.
You can stand up for the right thing.
And, still be good.
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Okay. Sharon.
I'm sorry.
I literally have breaking news
on this story.
I can't believe we have
breaking news on this story.
Alan Dershowitz, this is a media headline
that just came across Alan Dershowitz
claims defenders of pierogi vendor
who denied him service
are, quote, a Hamas supporting group.
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Stop it.
- Stop it.
- So, wait, so the Jewish people
who didn't sell your pierogi support Hamas
because they're anti-genocide?
There's no end to it.
There's no end to it.
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Just please go away.
Alan Dershowitz, do everyone,
including yourself, a favor?
I mean, every time you come out here,
we got to talk about
how you kept your shorts on.
You say? Right, and how, anyway.
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But unsurprising that he's
defended Epstein and Netanyahu,
two of the most evil men on Earth.
Oh. Let me guess. Allen.
Oh, we criticized you.
So we are anti-Semites and support Hamas.
You guys are so boring.
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And you're all so stupid, and no
one believes a word you say anymore.
So keep running your mouth like an idiot.
One last thing about
how arrogant Alan Dershowitz is.
It's like if you criticize me,
you hate all Jews.
No, brother, I love Jews, I hate you.
You don't stand for all Jews.
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Like.
Like if you don't support me
supporting a genocide, you hate all Jews.
No, brother. No. Nobody hates all Jews.
We hate you.
We're united
in how disgusting a person you are.
Stop pretending. You represent all Jews.
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Yeah.
And the other Jews got pierogies
and discussed how much they hate him.
- That's what.
- Happened.
- That's exactly right.
- It's that simple.
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