Oct 31, 2024
Tucker Carlson Claims He Was 'Physically Mauled' By A Demon
Tucker Carlson said he was "mauled" by a demon, and has the scars to prove it.
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Do you think.
The presence of evil is kick starting
people to wonder about the good?
- That's what happened to me.
- That's what happened to you.
Oh, yeah.
I had a direct experience with it.
In the milieu of journalism. Or just.
Nope, in my bed at night.
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And I got attacked while I was asleep
with my wife and four dogs in the bed
and mauled.
- Physically mauled in a spiritual.
- Attack by a demon?
Yeah.
By a demon or by something unseen.
That left.
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Is that right?
A claw marks on my sides. On my.
- So it left physical marks.
- Oh, they're still there.
In a video published today,
Tucker Carlson claimed that he was
the victim of a demon attack.
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Let's watch more.
Was your wife terrified? I know you were.
I wasn't, I was totally confused.
I woke up and I couldn't breathe,
and I thought I was going to suffocate.
And I walked around outside.
And then I walked in and my wife
and dogs had not woken up.
And they're very light sleepers.
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And then I had these terrible pains
on my rib cage and on my shoulder,
and I was just in my boxer shorts,
and I went and flipped on the light
in the bathroom, and I had four claw
marks on either side, underneath my arms
and on my left shoulder.
- And they're bleeding.
- Wait, they were bleeding.
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- We're bleeding.
- Yeah.
There were actual claw marks, and I sleep
on my side, so I wasn't clawing myself.
I don't have long nails
and they didn't fit my hands anyway.
But yeah, that happened.
And then I was seized with this
very intense desire to read the Bible.
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So I spent a year and a half reading it,
and then I started rereading it,
and it was just
a transformative experience for me.
But I'm not, you know,
holding myself out as someone from
whom you could get theological advice.
Dank demonic attacks.
I mean, this sounds scary.
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There were there were
four dogs in his bed.
It couldn't have been the dogs.
Jordan, I don't know if you know this,
but a demon just crossed your path, so.
That was spooky. That was really weird.
On Halloween we say there's no demons,
but yet all of a sudden a blackish
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looking cat just crossed right in front.
Okay, look, guys,
I don't know what to tell you, honestly.
Yeah, if you believe that story
by Tucker Carlson, you're a lost cause.
So, like, you know, there's not one thing
that Jordan or I could tell you or anybody
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could tell you that will get you to.
To change your mind.
If you can believe that crazy crap.
Okay. But for the rest of us.
Jesus. Look at this.
Is he's one of the leading
figures on the right.
He had the number one show on Fox News,
and he would do
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this kind of crazy stuff on Fox News.
The segment I can't get over
was the one where he said,
if you suntan your testicles, that it'll.
Well, I forget now. Make you healthier.
Make you more of a man or something.
And they like this image
and the guy's like, thing.
And then there's, like, lasers
shooting at the guy's testicles.
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This guy's a bona fide lunatic now.
Look, I don't know that he has lost
his mind as much as he's hamming it up for
his audience, and he thinks his audience
are all lunatic conspiracy theorists,
and that's why he's doing this.
But no, a demon did not attack
Tucker Carlson in the middle of the night
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and scratch him out.
So whether it was one of his dogs
or whoever, somebody else in the house,
whoever did it online.
They're offering,
you know, rewards for it.
But no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
God bless the dogs.
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No, seriously, we don't want anybody
getting hurt in all seriousness,
especially by demons.
Because this is because I think
that there's some.
Does anybody really, really,
really, really, really.
You believe that demons attacked
Tucker Carlson in the middle of the night?
I can't believe there's one person
who believes that.
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But there are probably millions.
Millions who believe
that cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
You know, all that America,
they're sending people from their asylums.
And maybe it's Tucker Carlson
that is just nuts.
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Well, Jake, I mean, the one thing that I
know to understand that this is not true
is demons don't attack their own.
It's just not what they do.
But since since it's Halloween,
we've pulled some really interesting
tidbits for our beloved audience.
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And apparently Carlson is not the only one
dealing with things
that go bump in the night.
A stunning and spooky new survey
has revealed that 60% of homeowners think
that their house might be haunted.
That's a huge number,
but why are so many people convinced
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that they are bunking with ghosts?
Well, 65% of survey respondents
have experienced unexplained phenomena
in their home. 77% of respondents
reported hearing spooky sounds at home,
such as unsettling noises in the walls,
31%, creaky floors 30%,
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and flickering lights 26%.
Nearly 20% are afraid of certain areas
in their homes, like basements and attics.
But get this, 58% of respondents would
still consider living in a haunted house.
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Would you?
Well, if 77% think that it might be, well,
they don't have much choice, do they?
They're going to have
to live in a house at some point.
Maybe they're all haunted.
Look, guys, this is to me way, way,
way different than the Tucker story.
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And so I'll tell you a whole bunch
of fun things related to this.
So a friend of mine came over from Turkey.
This was decades ago.
And he comes to our house in Jersey,
and it's late at night,
and he's there by himself.
He's a really good family friend, and.
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But he's never lived
or been in the suburbs.
He grew up in a big city in Istanbul,
and in the night he hears like on the on
the roof and like on the roof, he's like,
And he's like, scared out of his mind.
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It was squirrels.
But there's no squirrels in Istanbul.
So, like, it didn't occur to him
that it might be squirrels, by the way,
if things are, you know,
moving around beneath you and the walls,
it's very likely mice or rats.
But anyways, so the guy get it?
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The other day I'm watching a football with
my son, and, and I, he's in the middle
of a tough fantasy football game.
It's going to be decided by the Sunday
night game that the Steelers are in.
And I say, well, I mean, the good news is
that George Pickens hasn't done much yet,
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because he was playing against him
and he's like, no, what are you doing?
You're gonna jinx me.
And boom Pickens catches
like a 40 yard pass.
And then and then I joke
around with him two more times.
I'm like, well, I mean,
you're still winning, but you never know.
But I think all three times
it goes against him.
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He's like, I knew that jinx was real.
And then the other night,
Yankees Dodgers game and I go, look,
I'll prove that jinx isn't real.
The Yankees are up five.
Nothing. I bet they win this game.
There, I jinxed him, I swear to God.
A second later, Aaron Judge drops the ball
in the three error game inning
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where the Yankees lost the lead
and lost the World Series.
By now, Yankees are.
Fans are going to be so mad at me.
So my point is believing in jinx
and ghosts and stuff like that,
that's kind of innocent fun stuff.
Look, if you break it down
with these guys, do they really think
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their house is haunted?
Do they really think that there's ghosts?
And they might kind of think it,
but they haven't done it.
Analysis. They're not.
It's not.
To me, that's not a serious issue.
Thinking that a demon literally attacked
you and ripped your skin in the middle of
the night, that's a serious issue that you
should get mental health counseling for.
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Yeah.
I'm with you there. It's just.
It's sad.
It seems like another part of his grift
and a pivot toward a different community
and audience that he can profit from.
Sell tickets to speaking events,
sell books, get them to watch his show.
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It's just so transparent.
Like Russell Brand had the same pivot.
He gets gets canceled all of a sudden.
Whoa, I'm really religious now.
Welcome me into your community.
And he starts hawking scam products.
So it's just the same pattern
from all of these guys?
Yeah.
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I'll say one last thing about it.
For guys like Russell Brunson.
I you know, what do I know?
I'm guessing right.
But I feel like that he
really did get more religious.
And he he
and this is not necessarily a good thing.
But to me I feel like
he's gotten more unbalanced.
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Right. With Tucker.
I don't think he believes
any of that stuff.
I think it's totally a performance.
And he's just.
And the further he's gone away
from mainstream media,
the more he's getting audience captured
by the conspiratorial audience
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that he's cultivating in his in his show.
Right.
So in order to feed that audience,
he has to get crazier and crazier.
And next time he'll wrestle the demon
and he'll kill it, and he won't
show the demon, but my God, trust him.
Tucker got him. And he's a demon slayer.
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And that's why you should vote for him
for president after Trump.
That's that's been
the route he's going to go.
So God help you if you believe that stuff.
That and whether you something went
wrong in your life and you're going
in a direction that makes no sense,
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or you're just doing it
because you're a con man and you just want
to scam people out of money.
Either way, not a great look.
But overall, I'm kind of worried
that we did this video.
Not because the demons are going to attack
us at night, but because Yankees fans
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just found out I jinxed them.
And they're not going
to find it that funny.
Is it possible that a lot of people
were talking about the Yankees
at that same exact time?
No. Imagine a scenario. No, I can't.
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- No. Only you.
- Okay, well, then I guess it's my fault.
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