May 13, 2026
Texas Senator BEGS Trump For Help With Insane Highway Renaming Plot
Texas Senator John Cornyn desperately tries to gain favor with Donald Trump to get his endorsement in the heated GOP primary runoff with insane Texas highway renaming plan. John Iadarola and Sharon Reed break it down on The Damage Report. Leave a comment with your thoughts below!
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Everything apparently is bigger in Texas, including
the brown nosing. So I want you to take a look
at what John Cornyn is doing in a desperate
bid to get Donald Trump's endorsement. He posted
this on Twitter. I am proud to introduce legislation
to rename US Highway 287 as Interstate 47 in
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honor of our 47th President Donald Trump. My
bill will upgrade one of our nation's longest
highways to a future interstate and save more
than $5 billion in travel costs. all while
honoring the most effective and influential
president of our lifetime. I love him, he just
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smells so good, not like ketchup and poop at
all. Please Trump love me back, please endorse
me daddy. He left that off, that was over the
character limit on Twitter. But anyway, yeah,
he's gonna rename another thing after Trump,
despite the fact that Donald Trump doesn't
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live in Texas, has no connection to Texas,
doesn't care about our highway system, doesn't
know how to drive a car. Sure, name it after
him. We're gonna focus again on the bootlicking
in just a second. But first, he wants to make
it seem as if he's doing something other than
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just renaming the highway after Trump. I mean,
he focuses on all these upgrades, right? Yeah,
he got fact checked a little bit on the upgrades.
Because the community note pointed out, the
bill designates US 287 as future Interstate
47, but does not fund or require highway upgrades.
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The $5 billion travel cost savings are from
a Texas DOT feasibility study on potential
upgrades, not the bill itself. The bill doesn't
do any of that, it literally just renames it
after Trump. Yes, there have been studies that
if they make an interstate and if they do upgrades,
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it can save the money. His bill doesn't actually
do that. So anyway, as of right now, Donald
Trump still has not actually weighed in on the
battle between John Cornyn and Ken Paxton.
He says he's going to, but he's sure biding
his time. Again, for the same reason he didn't
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do it before the first vote. He doesn't know
who's going to win, and he doesn't want to
come out supporting the loser. And so he's yet
to actually say anything. As recently as Saturday,
he was offered an opportunity to endorse one.
And he instead told reporters, we have a great
Attorney General Ken Paxton, and we have a
great Senator John Cornyn. Please get off my
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back, I don't want to have to pick a losing
horse. And so that's something that John Cornyn
can do, I guess he can try to rename it. Ken
Paxton, the ball's in your court, or maybe
Donald Trump's balls are in your court. I don't
know what you guys are to do next to try to
get his favor. What do you think Sharon? It's
just so pathetic that grown men who actually
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have some power are reduced to this kind of
boot licking nonsense. with Donald Trump who
happens to occupy the White House, yes, but
it's like they have no shame. They wanna hold
on to power so badly that they'll do whatever
dear leader says, they'll do whatever they
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can to curry favor. And to me as a voter, that
would make me vote less for someone, okay,
not more, okay? But hey, that's just me. Yeah,
and look, it's so transparent and it's so sad,
It's Trump, it might actually work. And by
the way, and finally, I'm not gonna speak for
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Sharon, but I just wanna be clear that in these
contexts, when I use the term bootlicking,
I don't mean boot, I'm just not allowed to use
the other B in that context.
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