What do I have in my mouth? Powder. So I'm gonna make a paste that I can rub the paste into my gums a few times a day. So I have dirt, where's the dirt from? Well, I do have the privilege of living near gorgeous mountains, so [00:00:15] I just get this from the woods. Cow dung, it's super green cow dung. I harvested this cow dung from the cows that graze in the mountains here. So this has just been dehydrated and then ground in a Vitamix into a powder. I'm gonna grind up all the dirt, put in tablespoon of the cow dung powder. [00:00:33] So I'm also gonna use some electrolyte minerals. I'm gonna put some of this in, I'm gonna put some of my personal medicine. This looks like whiskey. It's actually aged urine. This urine has been aged for maybe two years. This is Kalmegh. Kalmegh is the king of the bitters, it's also known as Andrographis. [00:00:49] And it's crazy, crazy, bitter, bitter stuff kills stuff. So in this case, I wanna kill the dysbiotic microbes. Okay, I'm also gonna put a little bit of baking soda in here because baking soda has an amazing ability to oxidize free radicals. [00:01:04] So it's like another antioxidant. And this is Indian healing clay, high calcium, natural bentonite argyle verte. So it's green clay. First, I'm gonna grind. I'm not gonna chew on this and wear my teeth down. I'm going to rub it into my gums and I'm going to swallow some of it. [00:01:22] >> Speaker 2: Ma'am, I know your breath stank. I know it's horrible. Put up the picture, full mass. This is so sad. Ma'am, why couldn't you just keep your hobbies to yourself? [00:01:40] You eat aged urine, not even the fresh stuff. [LAUGH] And super green cow dung. I mean, did you just bypass the regular cow dung and [00:01:55] just graduate directly to the super green doc, you're actually a doctor. Would you encourage anyone to ingest age urine and super green cow dung? [00:02:11] >> Speaker 3: Well, we prescribe this stuff all the time. Honestly, no, this is crazy. >> [LAUGH] >> It's sad what's happened, I'm sure there was never, like, central expertise, but go to a doctor or something like that. [00:02:29] Now, I will say my spouse watches a lot of Instagram influencers, and so there's people on Instagram all the time and TikTok who are saying the craziest stuff that are really earnest like this and believable. And saying things like you don't need pasteurized milk or [00:02:47] know your own pee is antiseptic, throwing out the word antioxidant or something. So in a way, this is hilarious, first of all. But it's also, like, in the same form of stuff that people really do believe on things like TikTok. [00:03:02] And so for me, it's like kind of, how absurd has this format become? And I'd love to know how many people at home were doing blow by blow of that recipe. And then it's like, hey, it worked for me or something like that. >> Speaker 2: Wow. [00:03:18] >> Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was me keeping a straight face, trying to give you a real answer [LAUGH] >> Speaker 2: You did, you did a great job. Fine job, doctor.