President Trump secures the release of the Israeli hostages, the end of the Gaza war and for now at least, peace in the Middle East. It is the most significant international achievement of a presidential administration in decades. All of President Trump's critics have to eat crow. [00:00:17] He did the impossible, and Trump's enemies are so angry about it, they shaved off his hair. I don't know if I agree with everything Michael Knowles said in that statement you just watched, but I do agree with the last statement about Trump and his [00:00:36] appearance on the cover of a magazine. So the cover in question is for time magazine, and I'm not going to lie. They did use possibly the most unflattering photo that they possibly could. I don't know that they did that. [00:00:51] Jake. Come on. - No no no no, hold on, hold on. - His neck looks like a vagina. Okay. All right, that's fair. But listen. No, let me go through a couple of things. First of all, is it an unflattering photo? Yeah, sure. Anytime you take a picture from down below, it's a disaster. I wouldn't want it, right? So I'm not disputing that. [00:01:09] But do I think time did it because they hate Donald Trump? Then why would they write about his triumph? Right? So and I think what they were actually trying to do is create a halo around his head. And the only way he could do that is if the light is coming up from above. So I think they were trying to do him a favor, but royally screwed it up and wound [00:01:28] up having it be accidentally insulting. So let me just say something about human psychology, okay? Whenever friends of mine take photos like we're out, we're drinking, we're having a good time. They take a group photo or a photo of me, and then they post it on social media. [00:01:46] And I have determined it's an unflattering photo of myself. I automatically assume they hate me. They did it because they hate me. Yeah. So, like, I don't blame anyone for thinking that, but I actually agree with you. I don't think if time hated Trump, they wouldn't want to feature him at all on the cover. [00:02:03] And so. You know, and I have a much bigger problem with the cover that no one's talking about. - Okay, so the vagina. - Neck? No. Not that. - You're okay with. - That? Yeah. All right. - Jake likes vagina. - Necks. - No, I'm. - Just saying, the brother is old. It's okay. It happens. It's not his fault on that one. The overeating, on the other hand. [00:02:18] But I live in a glass house, so, you know, God bless. So I don't care about his looks at all. Not 1%. They say his triumph about the deal. Okay, look, I wish the Israelis would follow the deal. I like the deal if both sides followed it. Right. [00:02:33] So I get it. No problem there. - They say the leader Israel needed. - Come on. Why does Israel need our president to be their leader? And why is that an acceptable thing to put on the cover of time magazine? Like we're all supposed to serve Israel and. [00:02:51] Bravo. Trump, you're the leader Israel needed. Not America needed, but Israel needed. So thank God you served Israel. What is that? So that's why, like, these guys are kissing his ass royally because they think he delivered for their beloved Israel. [00:03:07] That's why I don't think they were trying to harm him with the picture. No, you're exactly right. There is no way in hell they were trying to do Trump dirty with this cover. They just have bad taste because it is an unflattering photo. But the whole point of the cover and the piece they wrote about him was to [00:03:22] celebrate him as someone who accomplished something miraculous, when in reality, we all know there is no peace deal. And this cease fire is super, super fragile and shaky. So, you know, that's probably my biggest issue with the news that's come out this week. [00:03:39] Like the like Piers Morgan. Like I get it, you are buddies with Trump. It's like he can't wait for any opportunity to like kiss Trump's ass. And it's like, I get it, you guys are hitting each other up on the phone. - Your buddies, your. - Friends. [00:03:55] On the show. That's why it's part. - That's access journalism. - It's so annoying. Just be real about where we are in this cease fire, okay? Just be accurate about it. It's not a peace deal. It's a cease fire. Cease fire is super fragile. People are still getting killed. Not to the same extent as earlier, but once they get the remains [00:04:12] of all the deceased hostages, I'm worried that Israel is going to go back in and continue annihilating. Yeah. I mean, look, look at how desensitized we are. They used to kill like 90 people a day. They're down to like nine people a day. And we're like, oh, aren't the Israelis so merciful? [00:04:28] They're only murdering nine civilians a day, and they cut half the aid. Oh, instead of starving them completely, how merciful are the Israelis? Oh, thank God we have a leader that serves Israel. Okay, one final funny point about this story. I saw people on social media posting the picture of the cover [00:04:46] and censoring his neck. Gavin Newsom did it. To be fair to Gavin. - Don't give him. - Credit. - No, I'm giving him. - Credit. Because we're the fairest show in America. Credit where credit is due. - It was funny, it's. - Funny, it is funny. Photoshopped the neck. So, you know, dirty, dirty. You're rich. You could do something about it. [00:05:01] I don't know, I don't know why he doesn't know. That's crazy talk. Okay, just be yourself. It's okay. Although with Trump, being yourself is also an issue. But anyway, every time you ring the bell below, an angel gets his wings. Totally not true. But it does keep you updated on our live shows.