Jul 3, 2025
Kristi Noem Makes The CRAZIEST Claim
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem claimed that ICE agents have detained a cannibal.
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We are going after murderers and rapists
and traffickers and drug dealers
and getting them off the streets
and getting them out of this country,
because Joe Biden let the worst
of the worst come in here.
The other day,
I was talking to some marshals
that have been partnering with Ice.
They said that they
had detained a cannibal.
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Did they did they
did they detain a cannibal?
Because I know for a fact
that what she said about the Trump
administration and Ice specifically
targeting rapists and criminals
and really dangerous people is untrue.
And I'm going to show you
the receipts in just a moment.
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But did they did they detain a cannibal?
I don't know.
Why don't we hear more
of what she has to say?
President Trump is upholding freedom
by what he is doing, the freedom
to live safely in this country and to do
things legally and to have justice.
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And because those liberals
and I'm calling out you, CNN, I'm calling
you out because you lie every single day
about what these operations are.
We are going after murderers and rapists
and traffickers and drug dealers
and getting them off the streets
and getting them out of this country,
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because Joe Biden let the worst
of the worst come in here.
The other day,
I was talking to some marshals
that have been partnering with Ice.
They said that they had
detained a cannibal and put him on a plane
to take him home.
And while they had him in his seat,
he started to eat himself and they had to
get him off and get him medical attention.
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These are the kind of deranged individuals
that are on our streets in America
that we're trying to target and get out of
our country because they are so deranged.
- They don't belong here.
- Who's eating himself?
- Okay.
- That's a hell of a feat.
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Okay. How how is he eating?
Okay. All right, all right.
So, I don't believe her.
What I do believe, though,
is that this mad dash to detain
and deport as many people as possible.
Because Trump wants to engage in this,
like, make believe Of competition
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with the DePorter in Chief.
Obama is pathetic and innocent.
People are getting caught
up in this as a result.
So I want to just quickly mention that,
there was an American citizen
in Los Angeles who was detained by Ice.
And the family is looking for answers.
This is from CBS news.
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The family members of a U.S.
Citizen who was taken into custody
by federal agents in downtown Los Angeles
on Tuesday, are demanding answers as she
was detained while on her way to work.
She wasn't part of a protest.
She wasn't doing anything wrong.
Homegirls on her way to work.
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American citizen.
She gets snatched up by ice.
Andrea Velez, a Cal Poly Pomona grad
working in merchandizing
at a shoe company,
had just been dropped off by her mother
and sister for the workday when they
saw her being taken into custody,
adding they had barely even driven
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a block before the arrest began.
And that's just one example.
Okay, I don't believe anything
coming out of this administration when it
comes to their, their, their detention
and deportation of undocumented people.
Because, again, it's so clear to me that
everything they're doing is ham handed.
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They don't care about due process.
They're snatching up all sorts of people
who haven't even done anything wrong.
Yeah.
So I want to talk about how this affects
businesses in a second, too.
But I mean, look, there's a serious
and lighthearted stuff here,
the serious stuff to get that out of the
way for a second is when you snatch up,
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Latinos and Latinas or anyone else that
are American citizens because your racist
ass thinks, oh, they must be undocumented.
It's impossible for all
of the rest of us to not say, F you.
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, so because like, all these guys,
oh my God, identity politics is so bad.
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And, you know, they're trying
to put people above white people, etc.
They get in power.
They're like, oh, just grab all the
Latinos and we'll figure them out later.
No no no, no,
that's identity politics on steroids.
- Steroids, definitely.
- Right.
As as bad as it gets.
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I mean, I can't imagine anything worse
in terms of identity politics.
Okay, so.
And cruelty is kind of the point here.
And they that's
why they love bragging about.
And think about it, guys.
Why is Kristi Noem the head
of Homeland Security?
Because she's attractive.
Well, that's part of it, honestly. Yeah.
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And she wanted to run for president.
She's a rising star, blah, blah, blah.
But also because she shot a dog
in a gravel pit.
So the message is, that's how mean we are.
And the radical right loves that.
They're like, yes, she's willing to shoot
innocent dogs and puppies, right?
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I don't know if that's so.
I don't even know
if the radical right likes that.
That's so mental that I'm not even sure
the radical right likes that.
Right.
Everyone loves dogs, but Stephen Miller.
- Oh, Stephen Miller's subhuman, so.
- I don't know.
Yeah.
So I mean like so there's some folks
but my but they picked her not I think not
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despite that but partly because of that
to say we have no bounds.
Okay. And so here she is.
So now back to the lighter stuff that no
bounds also applies to facts and truth and
logic and all those things you found in.
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No, the Department of Homeland Security
could not immediately provide
corroborating details of any case to match
Noam's story because it was made up.
Of course.
It was. Of course.
Okay. And you know what else is made up?
This idea
that everyone who's being detained,
or most people who are being detained
and deported are dangerous criminals.
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Okay, so let's go back to the data
which we've shared with you before,
but we'll share it again as of June 14th.
Ice had booked into detention
204,297 individuals.
This is since October 1st of 2020
for the start of the fiscal year 2025.
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Of those bookings, ins, 65%, or 133,687
individuals had no criminal convictions.
Moreover, more than 93%
of Ice bookings were never convicted
of any violent offenses.
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About 9 in 10 had no convictions
for violent or property offenses.
So, look, you might be in the camp
of I don't care if they've committed
zero violent crimes.
They're here. They're undocumented.
I want them out.
I mean, I disagree with you, and honestly,
if you were to get every single
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undocumented person out of the country,
our country would literally collapse,
our economy would collapse.
It would be a complete and utter disaster.
I don't think people are fully aware
of what they're asking for
if they are in that camp.
The other thing is, honestly, I do believe
that America is the greatest country.
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I love this country.
And you want to know
what I love about this country?
The fact that it's a place where people
from all over the world come together
and they're proud to be Americans, okay?
They're proud to be part of this country.
That's what makes this country
so unique and so great.
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And this like, obsession with like,
oh no, what's the racial makeup?
And we got to make sure
that there's more whites than any other.
It's so utterly lame. Are we Americans?
Are we ever going to move toward
having a shared identity as Americans?
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Yeah, it's it's called
the United States of America, right?
So if you want to just white people,
there's actually some countries that are
largely white, but that's not America.
America has always had Latinos.
America has always had African Americans,
obviously, from early well before
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the formation of the country.
Technically, we actually we've always
had Asians in the country because we're
United States of America, right?
And we're all and we're the ones
who came up with the idea,
I mean, roughly speaking.
And we were before the French Revolution
of equality, that no matter what race
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or religion you are, you're equal here.
But that's the beauty of America.
That's not the downside of America.
That's the upside of America.
So look back to the crime issue.
So natural born citizens
actually commit crimes at twice the rate
of undocumented immigrants.
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- Okay, I gotta.
- Okay.
All right.
- I'm going to clarify that.
- Okay.
No, no, I just.
That data is skewed, and I like I
care a lot about being accurate.
Okay, okay. We don't know.
And the reason why we don't know
is because in sanctuary cities and states,
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they literally do not ask
about immigration status.
When someone commits a crime, is convicted
of a crime, and spends time in prison.
So I don't know whether the data
took some like first of all,
those are just cities, okay?
They have significant amount of people,
but we're talking about 330
million people in the country.
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Second of all, I don't know if they
got classified as natural born citizens
or undocumented or neither.
Right.
And if they're classified as neither.
It actually doesn't
affect the data that much.
Do you see what I'm saying? So. Okay.
But either way. So in let's say it's not.
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We don't.
Citizens aren't twice as criminal.
They're, you know, they're they
commit 125% more crime or 50% more crime,
or 25% more crime.
Or maybe it's even okay,
but there's no data at all saying
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undocumented immigrants create more crime.
And again, there's logic to it,
because if you're here,
you don't want to get caught.
Right.
And so okay, my point is, if you
demagogued about natural born citizens,
look at how absurd it would sound.
Natural born citizens, people that were
born in America commit more crime.
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We got to get rid of those
criminals and rapists.
We have to kick them all out
and only have naturalized citizens.
You'd be like, what is this guy a lunatic?
Yeah.
Some small percentage
of natural born citizens commit crime
and some small percentage are rapists.
But we're going to judge
all of them based on that.
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That makes no sense at all.
The same is true
of undocumented immigrants.
A very small percentage commit crimes.
Don't defend those guys.
Punish them
and then kick them out of the country.
The rest of them are not like that at all.
You know why?
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Because they're human. Okay.
I know, shocking.
So, look, I mentioned the business
interest real quick on that.
They're doing.
They're busting into these, workplaces.
Right?
Restaurants and construction places, etc..
And when they're doing that,
they're massively disturbing.
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The first of all, not only good,
hardworking people that were there, okay.
But also the business owners
and also the community.
Right.
And it's starting
to be a little bit like Covid.
They're going and shutting down businesses
one by one, and then people are afraid
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to go back into those businesses.
Yep.
So they're worried like, hey, I'm,
I'm an American citizen,
but I'm of Mexican heritage or I'm from El
Salvador originally or my family is.
Right.
So can I go back to that restaurant or are
they going to pick me up accidentally
like they do from time to time
and then not give me rights?
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The next thing you know, I'm deported.
What the hell?
So then those businesses are terribly hurt
and it's shutting them down
all across the country.
Okay, but let me just also mention
one other thing.
I think it's fascinating
that they're targeting individuals that,
you know, Ice believes are undocumented.
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There was a lot of tough talk about
business owners suffering consequences
for employing undocumented people.
They're not being arrested.
Oh, no, they're not suffering
any consequence.
In fact, Trump let one guy go.
He was charged of hiring a lot
of immigrants,
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but he also did massive financial fraud.
- He had a 27 year sentence.
- So Trump felt bad for him.
Trump's like, oh, there.
But for the grace of God go I. Totally.
So he just gave him a pardon
for like what?
Okay. So he's like.
And if you remember why Donald Trump
hired undocumented immigrants.
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So if you were going to arrest employers,
you'd go and arrest Trump,
and he'd be like, lawfare.
Lawfare? No, no, no, it's your guys.
You're the one who hired undocumented
immigrants in almost every construction
job that you did in New York and your golf
course until just a couple of years ago.
Right.
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And so that's why it's absurd. Okay.
Last thing. Back to fun stuff.
So Noam says that she saw
a man eating himself, right?
Probably saw it on a video online.
She's like, I don't know where I saw it.
YouTube youporn I don't know. Okay.
Just said man eating himself.
I checked it out, I don't know.
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So anyway, so.
But remember and this is this goes
to please get out of your bubbles.
Right.
So remember, another politician
had an interesting story about cannibals.
Let's show you.
And my uncle and I called him up. Ambrose.
They called him my uncle.
Ozzy was a hell of an athlete.
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They tell me when he was a kid
and he became an Army Air Corps
before the Air Force came along.
He flew those single engine planes
as reconnaissance over war zones.
He got shot down in New Guinea,
and they never found the body
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because there used to be.
There were a lot of cannibals for real,
in that part of New Guinea.
So Biden thought his uncle
was eaten by cannibals.
There were tons of Democrats
after he said that.
Who said, no, he's perfectly fine.
You just saw that video.
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- Did you see the people behind Biden?
- They're like, oh my God.
So but we can't get we can't
get rid of the lunatics.
So Biden says my uncle
was eaten by cannibals.
Kristi Noem comes in and goes,
oh yeah, we arrested a cannibal
who was in the middle of eating himself.
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Why do they go to these insane stories?
You know, I'm glad that we have Charlie
Kirk protecting Western civilization
from Mamdani eating rice with his hands.
Okay, okay.
This is what Western civilization
has devolved to, like.
Well, kind of eating each other, right?
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I mean, in the fun way, maybe,
but hopefully.
- That's.
- A whole nother thing.
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