[MUSIC] I've noticed today's Halloween, and dads are leaving for work early. Now, I don't know if this is kosher, but dads are leaving [LAUGH] work at like, [00:00:16] 04:00 o'clock while it's still light out to go trick or treating with their children. Now, if I was 20 years old and I was trying to get started in the business and I would tell my office manager that I gotta leave work early for [00:00:32] Halloween to trick or treat, I don't know if that would go over too well. >> Speaker 1: No, Jesse Waters just leaves work a little bit early to punch holes in the tires of the new interns who he wants to sleep. That's why he leaves work early. [00:00:48] But he does get some pushback from his guest, Madison Allworth. But Waters just can't help himself and has to add this commentary at the end. >> Speaker 3: As you probably know, we answer to our boss, but we also answer to our wives and to our children. [00:01:04] And I know that my dad had to come on Halloween with me because we were elite trick or treaters. We had a lot of candy, I possibly could not carry all of it. Where does that candy need to go? >> Speaker 2: What did you wear that was so elite that you got so much candy that your dad had to leave work early and leave everybody else high and [00:01:21] dry so he could carry an extra sack? >> Speaker 3: It was not very creative. I'm half Indian, my mother's side is Indian, and I just love my culture, which is not a costume, and it's probably not PC, but I am Indian, and I was an Indian part. >> Speaker 2: So if you're Indian, you can dress up as an Indian. Otherwise, you can only cross dress- >> Indian- [00:01:37] >> Speaker 1: We always have to bring it back to trans people. And I'll just say, as someone who is really lucky, my dad worked nights. He was essentially a stay at home dad. I got to spend a lot of time with him that a lot of people don't get to spend with their dads. I'm sure that at the end of life, there was never a moment my dad looked back and [00:01:53] was like, I wish I had spent less time with my kids and more time in the office. It's so sick, it's despicable. I mean, Jesse Waters is a father, right? He's got kids or something. I don't know if he's capable of producing a human child, but it's so weirdly sexist, [00:02:09] because it's saying it's a woman's job to take care of the children, even in trick or treating, and it's a dad's job to be absent. I guess from [LAUGH] all these formative childhood experiences, he is the worst. I hate him very much. [00:02:25] And f you, Jesse Waters. [LAUGH] Now, let's talk about quickly who your Garbage Person of the Week was, and it was drumroll the house GOP for wanting to help the rich and defund the IRS. [MUSIC]