The Archetypal Female Heteronormative White Anglo-Saxon Anti-Protester Protestant who takes it upon herself to police everything from the streets of her gated community to the aisles of Trader Joe's with the (white) chocolate-covered pretzels is named "Karen." It is known. But what should we call her Archetypal Male Heteronormative counterpart? Chad? Ken? Kevin? Derek? What is the he/him name of this White Privilege Vigilante? Er... I guess... White Privigilante?

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Trump's poll numbers are so low... (You: How low are they?) Trump's poll numbers are so low... Republican politicos are reportedly saying that if they don't change, he may have to drop out of the race. That's right. Per Fox's own Charles Gasparino: "GOP operatives are for the first time raising the possibility that @realDonaldTrump could drop out of the race if his poll numbers don’t rebound. Over the weekend I spoke to a sample of major players; one described Trump's current psyche as 'fragile.'" The Trump campaign dismissed these reports as "the granddaddy of fake news," but hey, my granddaddy was real. Why can't this be real?

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After pursuing cases against a range of Trump cronies and associates, US Attorney Geoffrey Berman has been pressured into "stepping down," by the White House and Attorney General Bob Barr. So which case do you think pushed Trump and Barr over the ledge to want Berman out so quickly?

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It's no secret that police unions are some of the most powerful organizations in the United States. For better or worse, they have been able to secure higher salaries, job security, and good pensions for their members, even as the power of other unions fades away. According to Forbes, the average California police officer makes $105,220. As of 2019 in one New Jersey town, overtime had multiple officers making over $250,000. Even Derek Chauvin, who killed George Floyd, is reportedly eligible for a $1 Million pension. Do cops get paid too much? Or do they simply make whatever the unions are able to negotiate for them? We ask you...

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Juneteenth is the commemoration of the ending of slavery in the United States. This year, it is also the day Trump will hold a rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where in 1921 white mobs attacked and massacred black residents on what was known as Black Wall Street. Team Trump has offered conflicting accounts as to how Trump feels about those facts. While Trump denies he planned for the two to coincide, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Juneteenth is "Meaningful" to the President. What do you think?

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In the early days of the Trump presidency, many of us were asking "Where's Melania?" When it comes to moving to DC, a new book by Washington Post reporter Mary Jordan may shed light on why FLOTUS was so SLOWTUS. It says Melania was "using her delayed arrival to the White House as leverage for renegotiating her prenuptial agreement with President Trump. We want to know if you believe Jordan, or whether you have another explanation...

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In the wake of the George Floyd killing by Minneapolis police, many protesters have adopted the mantra of “Defund the Police.” While veterans of the criminal justice reform movement use this phrase to mean reallocating public funds away from policing in favor of social services that support communities, some in the general public assume the point is to disband police forces entirely. Is this a powerful slogan that effectively communicates the need for radical change in modern policing, or is it more likely to scare off average Americans who might otherwise be sympathetic to reform measures? In other words...

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The New York Times is catching some heat for publishing a fascistic Op-Ed written by Republican Senator Tom Cotton, who was the first to suggest to Trump that he use the military against American citizens who are peacefully protesting all across the country. Read the full piece "Tom Cotton: Send in the Troops" here: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/03/opinion/tom-cotton-protests-military.html Where do you stand?

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Drew Brees recently made it clear he completely missed the point of Colin Kaepernick's kneeling protest, telling Yahoo! Finance, “I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country.” See his comments here: https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1268206174073126915 After drawing criticism from other athletes, including his own teammates, Brees apologized, saying he "Completely missed the mark." However, regarding his original statement:

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Since Biden announced he'd be choosing a female running mate, four frontrunners have emerged. We all have our fingers crossed for someone perfectly in line with your political and policy beliefs, but of the so-called frontrunners, which one do you want most?

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A few weeks ago, the FDA warned us about the dangers of using Hydroxychloroquine for Coronavirus. A few days ago, Trump said he's been taking Hydroxychloroquine "for a few weeks." Many public figures have expressed their doubts, and even a note from Trump's own doctor failed to confirm or deny whether Trump had actually been taking the drug. We put it to you...

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Recently a man who said he had Coronavirus spat on British Rail Worker Belly Mujinga. Later, she died from Coronavirus-related illness.

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For days now, Donald Trump has tried to make "Obamagate" happen. While he HAS called it "the biggest political scandal we've ever seen," he HAS NOT managed to provide even a moderately coherent explanation of what "Obamage" actually entails. So we figured, why not get ahead of it and ask you, our audience, what YOU think "OBAMAGATE!!!" is?

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