The Archetypal Female Heteronormative White Anglo-Saxon Anti-Protester Protestant who takes it upon herself to police everything from the streets of her gated community to the aisles of Trader Joe's with the (white) chocolate-covered pretzels is named "Karen." It is known.

But what should we call her Archetypal Male Heteronormative counterpart? Chad? Ken? Kevin? Derek? What is the he/him name of this White Privilege Vigilante? Er… I guess… White Privigilante?